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Summary[edit | edit source]
Episode 63: Bad Dates[edit | edit source]
The Party[edit | edit source]
Assassins[edit | edit source]
Last time, the group used a ritual to call upon three hags known as the Sewn Sisters. The hags will show up over the course of three nights. On the first night, a hag rode everyone but Evelyn, spit in their mouths, and gave them horrible nightmares.
The next morning, the heroes awoke in the inn. Strix wants to use the kitchen to bake some stuff. She is allowed to do so, and she bakes three sinda berry pies. She takes hair from herself, Paultin and Diath, hoping to give them to the hags so that they will leave the group alone.
In preparation for their expedition into the jungle, the group buys supplies, including wine and insect repellent. Paultin wants a collar that lets him talk to dinosaurs, but he is informed that those do not exist.
It leads Paultin and Simon into an alley. It's an ambush! Someone on the roof aims a crossbow at him. Paultin summons a waffle hut, creating a safe space for himself. Diath runs up to the hut, vaults off of it onto the rooftop and attacks the would-be assassin.
There are two assassins, each one on a separate building. The female assassin shoots a poisoned bolt into Diath, but he makes his save vs. poison.
Diath is poisoned a moment later and he gains one level of exhaustion.. then another.
Nothing to See Here[edit | edit source]
Evelyn shows up and declares that there's nothing to see here, like Robocop. She proceeds to roll a 1 on the check to do this convincingly. The street erupts into chaos. A cart of snakes tips over. People panic and flee.
Paultin shuts off the hut and dimension doors up to the rooftop. He tries to convince an attacker to stand down, but he is ignored.
Diath is now at level 5 exhaustion. One more fail and he is dead.
Diath has a bolt stuck in his back.
Strix drops a level 5 fireball spell on the villains. A bunch of assassins are doing fancy scimitar moves and they die. There's 2 assassins left. One on this roof, the other on another roof fighting Strix's broom.
Paultin again tells the female assassin to stand down. He has advantage. 18! He's successful.
The Ring of Winter[edit | edit source]
A giant ice hand strikes the assassin. Artus Cimber has arrived to aid the adventurers.
On the other roof, the assassin who has been fighting Strix's broom flees. The broom angrily shakes its non-existent fist.
This villain is a halfling wearing a black turban and a black veil, and he is riding a blue-painted velociraptor. He has a fez-wearing monkey on his shoulder.
Diath tells the group they did a good job.
That night, they meet a dinosaur man. Dragonbait! He is mute, and communicates by emitting odors. He smells like cooked ham. Now he smells like lemon.
That night, the hags return. Diath's hag has a bag on her head. The bag has a little hole in it. A chicken head pokes its head out for a moment and then retreats into the bag. Then a snake does the same.
The hags stuff sacks into the mouths of the heroes. End of session.